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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:20 am 
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OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyTPWsBEPlw
Teehee :D

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:21 am 
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You would look for something like that on youtube.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:34 pm 
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I'm still trying to figure out how he handled those cards...

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:26 pm 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Z9cx1M ... -r2&fmt=18


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:46 pm 
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Lol, good show ole boy, pure brilliance.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:25 am 
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LOL That looks like Seth McFarlen! :O

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:34 am 
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I find this the best type of magic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG5RUNlxtkA

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:06 am 
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shit i miss that show korn


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:11 am 
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Lol Corn.

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