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 Post subject: blood drive
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:11 pm 
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man, our school had a blood drive today, so i figured what the hell might as well. so right about as this chick is gunna take out my needle i get light headed as hell and pass out cold. and while i was past out i had this crazy dream that i was runnin down the highway fast as shit, i mean cars were straining to keep up with me. then the next thing i know, i wake up and im thinkin im in the hospital cause all these nurses and shit are all around me. but then while i was in this screened off area where they monitor the people that passed out, they end up puttin my prom date on the bed next to me cause she done passed out too, what she gets for doggin on me passin out.
probably the most ridiculous thing i've ever experienced. but it was cool as hell

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sry to laugh but this is funny. Hope your feeling better.

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oh i feel like a million bucks. i dont give a shit that i passed out, it was pretty awesome looking back on it, crazy stuff

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lol

when we had a blood drive at my school i got a free t-shirt

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they injected you with PCP man!! its the society.

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She must have taken out too much blood or something lol.

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my blood drive is in June, i wanna give blood, you sound pretty damn out of it infa lol, hope i experience that shit

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Nah she shot you up with some acid and a little mix of pcp.

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pussy...

i donated platelets every 3 days for about 4 months...


suck it up. walk it off. rub some dirt in it. be a man about it. get the sand out of your vag. etc.

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yah i donated a few months back
went skating after then felt like shit
and noone passed out at our school and alot of people donated o.o

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At least all of you CAN give blood...

It's actually illegal for me.

That's right. The government will track me down (if I give blood) and beat the shit out of me. Then they'll throw my broken body into a dark place where no one will ever find me.

They hate people like me...

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nah, it was weird cause i was already done, then it hit me outta nowhere. and i got a free t-shirt too lol. call me a puss all you want, but at least i did something to save a life, if you ask me thats a pretty unpussy thing to do

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the fray - how to save a life

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Hey Infamous did you eat before you donated your blood? the same thing happened to me during my checkup last year, my mom tried to keep my blood "pure" for the examination and i ended almost passing out, but they had some bread so i ate it and felt much better. Anyway it feels really bad when your about to pass out, your eyes are kinda lit on fire.

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