cursed sasuke wrote:
one time back in 3rd grade, i had my first asthma attack 3 in the morning, and i had to tough it out untill the morning cuz no one was open, next day comes, i miss school, i get shots, i get water put into me (with the needle and the pack of water) and then there was this one shot...they shot me in the ass and litteraly in 1 sec i had to shit and as soon as i got off the touble to run to the toilet, i passed out, next thing i know there's a subway sandwhich next to me, true story
You left out one bit, you ran to the toilet to shit, correct? ... You never made it.... hahah did you shit yourself????!
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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN
ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay.
You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

ColeLT1 wrote:
alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?
Because the country is called the United States of America...
Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies.
In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"