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whips it out

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okay the "masturbating while calling out students' names" made me laugh out loud. who does that?!

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lool, this is sad...

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wanna hear some sick shit, there was a kid that did that in my school. He didn't whip it out he just violent "massaged" his thigh, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Fucking disgusting.
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<3Sexi_Lexi<3 wrote:
okay the "masturbating while calling out students' names" made me laugh out loud. who does that?!

yea... :oops:
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wow................................................... :shock:

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I remember a hilarious thing like this like 7 years ago in my friends class. There was a kid who did this and matsterbated during my friends english class, and the teacher saw. The teacher usually gives out pretzels and lets the students grab some from a jar, but she wouldnt let the kid grab any. lulz.


Good thing i wasnt there to witness it.

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Whats masturbate? :oops:

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it's the mayo on ur sandwhich

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he called out other students names... lol...

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it's the mayo on ur sandwhich


What's mayo?

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cursed sasuke wrote:
it's the mayo on ur sandwhich


What's mayo?

The white sticky stuff in you underwear

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Wraith wrote:
cursed sasuke wrote:
it's the mayo on ur sandwhich


What's mayo?

The white sticky stuff in you underwear


What's underwear?

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i see you go commando huh, i like going commando too every once in a while

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