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well, every weekend me and some friends just do random shit, there are these speed bumps (in a 15 MPH area) and we go at 50-60 MPH and fly over those, and we went looking at random yard sales, and we got a toy house for 5 bucks and me and my friend had to hold it on top of the car while one of us drove, and he we had to basically stand out the window and he would go 30 MPH and the house would slide all over the place and we'd almost fall out (i cracked up so much despite that lol) we got a FREE treadmill, fireplace covers, buckets, sleds, a singing black guy (that was kinda broken and did this screamo thing, which also cracked me up), we go to 7-11 alot and i got a monster energy drink (i had to piss alot cuz of that, i swear to God i thought i needed a prostate exam or something) which hyped me up and i'd yell out of the window of the car to random people, we blast our music as loud as we can, we hit on random girls etc.

GOD I LOVE MY WEEKENDS

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"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

yo cursed your gay

but yeah i do so much retarded shit

but mostly i just goto target, wally world, safeway, giant, and kohls and steal shit like 4-packs of monsters and TONS of stride gum

also sneak out alot and egg house

today i was chillen and we squirted this lunchables sauce all over these cars (do that with melted dairy queen too)
also smeared melted chocolate all over windshields

and just chillen with girls

and yeah most of what i do is retarded shit

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dude ur such an asshole lol, why would you do that, i mean, i understand if it's a douche you dislike

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"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

lol you guys are funny when you fight.

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

My dad offered me a one off Job handing out flyers for his buisness...

I got my friend to come, the weather was shit and there was about 200 flyers so my dad left his car in a local carpark so we had a place to shelter + could stock the leaflets me and my friend straight away went and dumped these things (lolz) they were in a bag for a supermarket called "Tescos" and we had a bag for another supermarket called "asda" and we were on there carpark talking about taking the piss rofl anyways so were in the car eating some jaffa cakes my dad left as the weather got lamexD

Out of nowhere I decided I would like to turn on the car so my friend told me what to do and it went on and we were like WOOO! then suddenly for no fucking reason the car went forward he screamed "dude...DUDE....DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and I was like fuck and didn't know what to do and we smashed into a car passing by completely fucking up there side door XD

At this point I was close to passing out I was hyperventilating and shit haha XD got out and

"You got a licence?"
"No"
"Have you got insurance?"
"No"
"you under-age?"
"No"

bahaha

I claimed I leant over to get a jaffa cake and I hit the Break by mistake XD it was a couple the dude obv knew it was bs but let me off

there was no damaged to my car so my dad didn't care.

I also only handed out one flyer that day and it was to that very couple

LOLZ!

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I was like leaflets? and then I realized it was flyers...LOL

I used to do all that stupid shit like you did. One time all of my friends stayed at my house one weekend(pretty normal.) and this was in like 7-8th grade and then we were allways blazed up remember. we went out onto the corner on this street right next to my appts and mooned all of the cars. We got honked at, people turned towards us with their cars, I was like this shit is boring. so i told all of my friends that i was guna go get a drink and i went across the street behind this convienient half opened wall. (i know this is fucked up and i dont do this shit anymore) but i threw a rock at the next time a car came and it was this huge as white guy and his gf. He hit on his brakes immediately and all my friends ran in every direction while i sat and laughed my ass off in safety

Best part is i decided to walk up to the guy in the car and i was like you lookin for somethin? and he looked at me with the reddest face and walked away.

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i used to do that all the time in 1st grade by my self, my dad owned a gas station and i was too young to stay home alone so i went with him, and there was a Giant next to it, and a parking lot inside the building, so it was like a lil cliff from where i was to the Giant, and cars would be beneath me and i'd throw rocks ALL the time on cars, and hit their windshields, damn, i was so innocent i never got in trouble

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"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

Dont fucking steal shit, doesn't end well.

At Raleys, they have this Wok station, well...sometimes my friends get the containers by the pound, but we use those you know do-it-yourself checkout stations at the grocery stores and put the code in for the half-pint instead of by the pound and get the food for like $3.49...hahah

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

yo just bring a friend to giant or somethign and when you finish ringing up everything and put everything in bag just cancel payment and walk out; no alarms at all lolz

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if you cancle it you need a worker to put in a code. So it wouldnt work at raleys lol

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

Arent you supposed to scan it and then it can tell you what the size is??? Also yeah, there are workers watching in places. I went to an A&P yesterday to buy a salad and I had to cancel my order and there's a worker watching people. He helped cancel the order.

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
Cartman: "Not now mom! I'm playing Texans and Mexicans!"

No you don't scan it. You need to enter the code.

So I use the code for the half-pint instead of by the pound code.

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

Lucky....

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
Cartman: "Not now mom! I'm playing Texans and Mexicans!"