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<3Sexi_Lexi<3

Post subject: OMG Bedbugs

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:58 am

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:02 pm
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Location: Oklahoma

If you all wanna read something disgusting just read this

I just found a small nest of bed bugs in my bed. I am freakin the EFF out. Im pretty sure i got them from my ex's house. I got home one night and found the little bastard in my Pants!!! I thought it was a beetle and killed it. So im pretty sure a few got in my room that way. I was a human carrier....lately more and more lil black spots have appeared on my sheets around my body only. Turns out its my blood theyve crapped out after theyve drank me. Now i have to sanitize everything in my room. My mattress...omg i feel like i have an std or cockroaches or something...

And to think I discovered them 2 days after I break up w/ him. Karma is a bitch...

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Awesome X wrote:

I always thought ghost was still cool...he was the one that gave me his info so we could fuck

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi

Post subject: Re: OMG Bedbugs

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:00 am

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<3Sexi_Lexi<3 wrote:

DUDE...I hate bedbugs. Hope you can get everything cleaned up.

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<3Sexi_Lexi<3

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:11 am

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

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Location: Oklahoma

Uve had them b4?? howd u get rid of em?!

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Awesome X wrote:

I always thought ghost was still cool...he was the one that gave me his info so we could fuck

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goldlessbassist
why did the 80s have to end? ...

lee9340
they ran out of quality drugs

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:[Fried Rice]:Headshot_95

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:15 am

Pwn Noobies, GG

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Location: Australia, NSW

hope u get them out of there

y did i read this T_T

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cornholio

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:46 am

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ewwwwwwwwwww

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Panda :]

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:20 am

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cornholio wrote:

ewwwwwwwwwww

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chunky3

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:53 pm

Splakking Spree

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Location: Falls Church

I read an article about bed bugs like 2 weeks ago. Don't remember much...

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bassplayinimrod

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:10 pm

Splakking Spree

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Location: Alexandria, VA

gross lexi. lmao gl with them.

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cursed sasuke

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:26 pm

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Location: Virginia

that's funny/disgusting lol, gl with that

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VeXed

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:46 pm

Splakking Spree

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looks like you'll be the last one laughing when someone says "don't let the bedbugs bite"

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P@pi ChUl0

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:53 pm

Splakking Spree

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Panda :] wrote:

cornholio wrote:

ewwwwwwwwwww

Also, be careful of certain hotels. The cheap ones have bedbugs. Nasty!

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Bob Da Banana

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:08 pm

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

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Yuk, same thing happens when my cats get their yearly flea attack. There's flea poop everywhere and when you put it on a wet paper towel, you can see the blood come out. IT'S GROSS!

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ACE

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:16 pm

Splakking Spree

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Gl this fucking sucks, my neighbour had em at their cottage and got this spray shit all over their room.

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Reaper

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:56 pm

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I'm not trying to annoying or anything but...

if you washed your sheets often wouldn't this of not happened? lol

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chunky3

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:07 pm

Splakking Spree

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Location: Falls Church

They don't live in sheets. Well yea I guess they do but they also live inside the mattress where no sinlight can get to. They come out at night to feed.

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