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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:33 pm 
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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:02 pm 
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OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111
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:lol: :lol: ....I'll stay flabby. Who would do that behind their back?!

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I always thought ghost was still cool...he was the one that gave me his info so we could fuck


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:10 pm 
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Location: Tim Horton's eh?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:13 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:04 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:52 am 
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I still can't quit laughing at this, the best part (besides the audio) its a real commercial, lol.

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Cornholio wrote:
blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:02 pm 
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:O do they makes those for guys too? I need to get one.. I got no muscles whatsoever =/
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If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

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11 inches of workout equipment wtf i cant compare to that

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:40 pm 
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Good idea

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:53 pm 
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[Y.A.]RoMoDaNn wrote:
:O do they makes those for guys too? I need to get one.. I got no muscles whatsoever =/
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You shouldn't ever joke on such a serious matter. The fact u insulted urself on this thread makes me suspicious :?: :roll:

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I always thought ghost was still cool...he was the one that gave me his info so we could fuck


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:58 pm 
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He wants one for men???? I guess he is tired of using his mouth like the video advertises.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:01 am 
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Lol i was kidding guys... I don't care, i make jokes about myself and let other make them cause i'm sure about myself... I'm no homo, just all the way straight..

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Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

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If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

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"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:19 am 
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That is exactly what someone who is gay would say if they didn't want other people to find out... hmmmmmm

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That is exactly what someone who is gay would say if they didn't want other people to find out... hmmmmmm

exactly!!


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